FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
These would be Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) if someone asked them.
Q: Who are you?
A: According to my About Me page, I am an unemployed recent grad. Beyond that, there is not much to say. I am pretty average, so I can easily blend into any crowd as long as they are not extremely well-dressed or have good hygiene.
Consequently, I belong to very select (ok, none) crowds.
Q: Where are you (from)?
A: Eh, I do not really like giving out my location. I am currently in New York, but that is about all I am willing to clue you in. At least you now know not to look in the other 49.
Q: Why are your drawings so simple? Have you tried shading/ coloring?
A: I have very basic Photoshop skills; most of what I know is through tutorials posted online and trial-and-error. I currently use a mouse and keyboard-type setup, so I have a hard time with details and shadowing. It is not impossible to do these things, but my hands are not that steady. I would like to say that I would be better with a tablet and pen, but I have not tried, so I do not know.
Q: How often does your site update?
A: I would like to update once a day for five days a week. We will see if I can keep that output since I tend to have trouble being inspired.
Q: I like/ really hate you. How do I contact you with questions/ thoughts/ threats?
A: Well, thank you/ fudge; that is nice/ unfortunate. I would provide my email address, but that would make it prone to lovely messages/ spam. There should be a tab somewhere (the big question mark at the top) on my page that allows you to “Ask me anything,” so use that to send me feedback/ personal attacks on my character.